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Baconnaise

Who ever thought of this brilliant idea needs a medal!!
As it should be officially written in the book of all the good and holy that everything tastes better with a bit of bacon or mayonnaise.
But to combine both of them is the work of a genius!

But believe me readers, things get even better, for 2 reasons
1.Baconnaise is actually healthier than normal Mayonnaise as it contains fewer calories and less fat. But we just have to be careful, as the things you usually have bacon with aren't usually the healthiest of things. Especially if we are watching the ever so important waist line.
2.But the second point has definitely got to be the best, the most amazing thing is...wait for it...Baconnaise is suitable to vegetarians!
Yes, that's right, although the whole idea of this is Bacon, it in fact does not contain one bit of meat in it whatsoever. So this is perfect for all the vegetarians out there, who looove the smell of bacon, but cant force themselves to eat it.

Baconnaise is the perfect answer the everything, you could put it in a sandwich with some lettuce and tomato and have a non bacon BLT. This has been a major hit over in the US, so hopefully this product will make as much success over here in the wonderful United Kingdom, as it did out there.

But if you are still worrying about your weight, and you feel it is still not healthy enough for you, there is also an even lighter version for all your waist line protecting needs.
So there is actually no reason not to try this product out, its perfect for near enough everyone!! Because seriously, whats not to love, Vegetarian friendly bacon that is completely spreadable, and actually tastes like what its supposed to taste like!
All I can say is WOW!

Reviewed by Adgod



"Why is it pointless?"

People arent going to appreciate its brilliance.

"Why is it cool?"

Because spreadable Bacon?! How cool is that?




Facebook Comments
Daniel Kennard (Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:44:02 +0100): Being a vegetarian that likes maynnaise and misses the spectacular delights of bacon, I could really see myself having a nosh on this.
Sue Newman (Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:53:14 +0000): is it bacon? is it mayonaise? who knows!
Karen Carpenter (Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:03:14 +0000): Yuck! I am bordering on being vegan. I would not eat this. YUCK!
Sue Newman (Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:13:38 +0000): apparently it is suitable for veggies as contains no bacon, not vegans though :(

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bacon, jar, food, vegetarian

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