Badonkadonk Personal Sand Crawler

The JL421 Badonkadonk, aka “The Donk” is a “land vehicle and battle tank” created by outer-limits design firm, NAO Design for purposes unknown to Man non-attendees. With the profile of a hand iron from the late 19th century, or an upside-down cabin cruiser, the Donk can transport up to five people, either inside or on the roof, at speeds of up to 40mph. It’s powered by a 6hp air-cooled engine and includes accent lighting and a 400 watt sound system.

Donks are made to order, at $20,000 a pop. Buyers also get a Donk T-shirt and a training session.

Each "Donk" is powered by a 6hp Tecumseh engine that can propel the Jawaesque Playa Crawler to speeds up to 40mph. And while the outside is all sloping, blaster-fire-deflecting metal crevists, the inside is fully appointed, with full carpeting and seating for 5