Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Nothing excites me more than finding something that will not only look great on Pointless But Cool, but allow me to make endless puns in the description.

Last week we bought you the eSleeper, this week we bring you the Cat DJ Scratching Deck. Don't worry, we are all still human in the office and have not been taken over by a group of hostile cats. I REPEAT. DO NOT COME TO THE OFFICE. WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT TIED UP AND GAGGED WHILST A GROUP OF EVIL CATS RUN RIOT.

The Cat DJ Scratching deck is made of durable cardboard apparently, which gives me the feeling that whoever invented this thing has never sat to watch what happens to a piece of card in the company of a cat over a five minute period. It does however come with a moveable stylus arm for bashing around and novelty printed stickers on the turntable including a Run DMC logo changed to say "Run Dog".

I have to say I love the idea, and I can't see why any music lover/cat owner wouldn't want one of these. I just feel the price tag for what is essentially a piece of printed cardboard that's going to last 5 minutes of cat abuse is a bit steep.

Maybe if it sells well enough they'll make an upmarket version of plastic and that durable carpet material cats love trying to tear to shreds. I don't care if it costs over £100, it'd be so SO worth it!

So now your cat is a superstar mega DJ, let's just hope the famous lifestyle doesn't go their head and they get a crippling addiction to Meow Meow! Oh come on! You knew the pun was coming somewhere...