Lumipad - Fridge Message System

The Lumipad, fridge electronic messaging system (FEMS) is to notes on fridges as two-ply luxury toilet paper was to the bums everywhere.

It took an old and quite frankly disturbing notion and brought is slap up to date with the way that we all wanted our lives to be in an ideal world!

In an ideal world, you would be able to write any message you like on your fridge for whoever. Does this happen with poor primitive magnetic fridge letters - I put it to you that you more often or not, you run out of letters!

Do your messages always get read by the intended. Ladies and gentlemen I put it to you that in their usual drunken haze and in the half light of dawn, they simple 'miss' the message. Do you think this will happen when your FEMS strobe at you as you pass by? No, I don't think so either.

Do you get a free, nifty techno pen to write your message with? Of course you don't! Those people at Magnetic Fridge letters PLC don't care about you, they'd rather you strain yourselves and break your nails as you try to move their stone age technology hieroglyphs around your fridge.

If you haven't already clicked away from this page and bought one of these, then I put it to you that you are an imbecile and weird technophobic Luddite.