Six staggering feet across (and you'll be staggering inside with dizziness and glee), this is one of the world's biggest and coolest outdoor toys, in the world, ever, in the world, in all time, ever!
Not being one to labour a point, and being full to the brim with understatement, I find it hard to relay to you, my poor readers, what a fantastic item I think this is.
Inflate it (by your own lung power, as anything else would be girlie!), step in side and 'WALK ON WATER'.
Fan-bloody-tastic!
Get your mate to get one too and you recreate the battle of Trafalgar, Nuclear Globe style!
Why is it pointless?
Roll across the seven seas, with manic glee; everyone outside will surely flee.
Why is it cool?
Take it out in the surf and see what happens then!
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Where can I get one?
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