Rubber Band Gatling Gun
If you are the sort of person who just has to have the last laugh, then it's time to save for you very own Rubber Band Gatling Gun.
Hand-made in Texas (where else), this most OTT of office firepower can let loose it's payload of 144 elastic bands in around 12 seconds. It also has a 360 degree field of fire and over 60 degrees of elevation, just in case you plan to have your next stationary fight on a spiral staircase.
"Why is it pointless?"
The truly skilled lacky-band warrior needs only 2 thumbs and a finger.
"Why is it cool?"
Fire rate of 560 elastic bands per minute!
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