The Emoticons

If you're anything like me you probably find using facial muscles a real pain. "Why can't I emote by proxy!" I often cry. Well if you do, your prayers have been answered. Get ready for "The Emoticons", a concept born in cyberspace, transferred to the real world.

The office joker told another unfunny "Man goes into a bar..." joke? Don't force a giggle; you might hurt yourself, instead simply stick one of these in his face.
With seven different clay "Emoticons" available the possibilities are quite literally endless:

• Happy


• Laughing


• Cool


• Licking


• Angry


• Confused


• Sad