USB Powered Mini Vacuum Cleaner

Picture the scene..
It's another lonely night in front of the computer, playing World of Warcraft, listening to Dragonforce and stuffing hob-nobs into your face.
You catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror, ashamed you look away.
"What have I become? It was never meant to be like this."

But wait, rather than send yourself into a spiral of self-loathing, regain a sense of accomplishment by cleaning up your desktop, 'cos let's face it, you're going nowhere.

The USB mini vacuum cleaner plugs into any standard computer USB port. No batteries to run out, a nifty little motor and two attachments; the first being a conventional brush nozzle, the second being a special rubber nozzle for hard to get at areas.

Now go sort yourself out, and for god's sake have a shower.