Gemma's Pink Bits

Our sponsors told us that we had to widen our appeal. Apparently we are too “blokey” and are not addressing the needs of women.
After some initial confusion over that statement (and wasting considerable funds on penis enlargement patches), we decided that it was time to be mature and address the issue.
As a result we hired Gemma (a girl!!!), gave her a pink web page all of her own and came up with a cheap gag about her pink bits.

Who says we're not understanding?

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